Just look at their stupid faces; ah the grin of success. Seems these millennials have found a new use for the unfortunately-named Ford Mustang Mach-E by transforming that front trunk (frunk) into a makeshift Tupperware.
While we have to admit it’s a great way to show off the possibilities of that 136-liter plastic frunk, we can’t help but think it’s all too contrived. I mean, think of how unhygienic all this sounds.
Sure, there’s a drain plug right at the bottom but who, in the right frame of mind will stuff it with shaved ice and chilled shrimp? What is this? The Good Place. If you’re not Eleanor Shellstrop, Ford says you can also fill it up with up to 1,000 chicken wings. What the fuck.
Anyway, Ford does point out that the Mustang Mach-E’s frunk has a drain plug at the bottom so liquids (even ranch dressing) will just drip down when it’s time for a wash (please, do so—don’t be mixing your gym clothes with tabasco because that’s just nasty). But hey, at least it makes for a good makeshift drink cooler. Don’t expect it to do wonders to your car’s weight distribution, though.
Anyway, Ford believes that you, like these smiling millennials will be “life of the frunk-ty,” if you happen to show off that frunk by stuffing it with chicken wings. Who knows, you can even play a game of long-distance cornhole.
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